In the late hours of
dark and
stormy nights, of course. Just kidding! Actually, there is kind of an
interesting little hitch with the timing of telemarketing from beyond
the
grave.
When the authors of Phone Calls from the Dead
were
investigating the mechanics of the calls, they decided to look at the
timing of
them. Timing here means how long the caller had been dead, not what
time the call was received.
This was of interest mostly out of an idea that calls weren't actually
from the
great
beyond. They figured, based on some previous research on apparitions of
the
dead, that people get wacky right after loved ones die, and due to this
stress
people could either be making all this stuff up, or maybe psychically
producing
the calls themselves in a desperate denial that somebody had died.
Therefore, they
expected most calls to be right after a death.
So they divided their cases up into five categories:
·
"Crisis"
- Within 24 hours
·
Postmortem
- Within a week
·
30
days
·
2
to 6 months
·
After
6 months
It ended up about 27% of
calls were in
the crisis category, but 22% were six months or longer, so that wasn't
a
majority. The strange thing is that there were almost no calls within
eight to
thirty days. They use this to bolster the idea that maybe dead people
really
are reaching out to touch someone. It doesn't make much sense for a
person to
wait until they are well into the grief process to start hallucinating
that
their dead loved one is telephoning them.